Category Archives: Satire

Cutting trees for public health and safety.

A bear bones commentary on life in the wild. Byline: S.T. Bear Why did the Evergreen man who shot two bear cubs to death recently live in Evergreen in the first place? Why shouldn’t he have been restricted to living … Continue reading

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Atlantea Obamacare

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The Next Bubble Burst

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Obamacare Prescription Plan

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Mountaintop Experience

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Bridgegate vs. Benghazi

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Democratic birthers

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Putin Celebrity

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Welfare as a career

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Meeting his maker

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Troublemaker

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Rodeo Clown

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Hedging your bets

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21st Century voting

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Boston Bombing

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Atlantea the Beautiful

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Cyprus crisis

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Benghazi

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Government Waste

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Why politicians should read bills

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Lazy Citizen

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Obama’s sequester

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BO’s friend Bill

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Soros the Hut

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Protestors in search of a protest…Teachers join in

The campers calling themselves protestors against corporate greed and the unfair influence by businesses in politics around the world are having a wonderful time in New York this fall. Identified in the media as an ‘organization’ named Occupy Wall Street, … Continue reading

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The Home Team is losing: we need a new coach

There is exhausting news coverage about which quarterback the Denver Broncos should be playing. Now there is even a fan with a growing following of his own who are intent on buying billboard advertising to encourage the Broncos to substitute … Continue reading

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President to Boehner – security, really?

O The schedule for the Republican presidential debate has been set for months. So why would even the most avid Obama supporters believe that his selection of the same evening to ask for a joint session of congress for a … Continue reading

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Vietnam Vet – personal observations of Gardner crowd

I am bitter today as I watch the return home of great Americans – in caskets. I have had the unforgettable honor of leading guys who truly believe freedom is worth everything a person can give. And so they gave. … Continue reading

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Stupid is as stupid does, August 2011

By Mike Bauman  – Two Aurora police officers went afoul of the law in Wyoming last week.  Goshen County  (Torrington) Wyoming Sheriff’s office was notified of a marked Aurora Police vehicle that was speeding, using its emergency equipment to pass … Continue reading

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Greeley Gazette Opinion :

 The argument about President Obama’s birthright can no longer be settled. Any middle school kid with average computer skills can create a fake birth certificate. Frankly, I don’t think they even did as good a job as I would have. … Continue reading

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When does this Gay Rights insanity stop?

  A constitutional amendment to repeal Colorado’s gay marriage ban and replace it with language saying marriage is allowed regardless of sex could be on the 2012 ballot. Supporters argue that step 1 is for the state title board to … Continue reading

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Immigration Reform – Obama Style

  Get ready Greeley, another influx of immigrants is coming. June 30 marked the pull-out date for hundreds of National Guard troops that were deployed along the U.S. border with Mexico. They had been deployed to assist the seriously understaffed … Continue reading

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‘Nam

Take a man and put him alone, put him twelve thousand miles from home. Empty his heart of all but blood, make him live in sweat, in mud.   This is the life I have to live, and what may … Continue reading

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Redneck Fishing

By Mike Bauman A redneck with a bucket full of live fish was approached recently by a game warden in  Central Mississippi  as he started to drive his boat away from a lake. The game warden yelled at the man, … Continue reading

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An Open Letter to the Family of Ruben Reyes

By Mike Bauman The recent threat of litigation by a lawyer representing the family of cop killer Ruben Reyes has raised a number of eyebrows in our community.  In case you missed it, a lawyer from Denver sent a letter … Continue reading

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